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     Keeping Children away                                                                       <<Back to Pest Ward

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 Health Warning!

This child may look sweet and friendly, but they can damage your plants & your health!

One of the most common pests are children.  They can be often found kicking footballs into borders and using sticks as swords resulting in damage to your prized plants. If it's your own children that are a problem then get them adopted or send them on a long journey!  If it's someone else's kids then build a replica of the Berlin wall or spread a rumour that your garden is haunted and full of ugly monsters. That should do the trick.   
If you have a problem with footballs being kicked over into your garden, then keep them. Yes go on be a grumpy old gardener!
Building a replica of the Berlin wall around your garden is sure to work.  Just get your friends to come into the garden via check point Charlie!
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